Next time I hear someone make an analogy between different formats of cricket and different types of food and/or beverages, I swear I’ll drive a Q-Tip through their brain. They are not putting it to use anyway.
Postscript: Make that any attempted analogy between cricket and something not even remotely related. Reminds me of my professor who would repeatedly ask us not think of the electron as a wave or a particle; “it is an electron”, he would say, “this is how it behaves [points to a board full of equations] and this is how it is to be thought of”. Bloody right!